Dr Seuss’s Endless Balls

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Dr. Seuss’s Endless Balls

Progress, consumerism, credit and greed

The pleasure and pain, the want and the need

Liposuction and botox injection

The need to watch porn to get an erection

Alcohol, cigarettes, opium and meth

Hiring a speedboat down the river of death

Waiting in an embassy, break out in a sweat

Suffer a panic attack and oxygen debt

Fast food, French fries, burgers, Big Mac

Type 2 diabetes and a heart attack

Children so fat they can’t walk to school

Run in the playground or kick a football

Desktops, laptops and cellular phones

Murdering Muslims with remote control drones

Using public money to bail out banks

When did we join the socialist’s ranks?

Stem cells, genome and genes mutating

A Repetitive Strain Injury, from masturbating

In willful ignorance we choose to sit and watch porn

While all the time virgin consumers are born

Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors

Makes it possible for me to see visitors

And a head full of Tri Cyclic Anti depressant

Look, I am smiling and acting more pleasant

Genocide, suicide, corruption and coups,

I’m a good citizen because I watch the news

The world is suffering and I know it’s a shame

But I’m going to help out right after the game

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